How Old Are You? (joke)?
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following the stockmarket crash in 1929, a man lost everything he had. he went from a well-to-do man to a man with nothing to his name, just like that. when his wife heard of it, she left him. he was depressed and decided to end it all. he went to the bridge over the ice cold bay and was about to jump when he saw the most hideous woman he had ever seen. she was the epitome of every Yo’ Momma joke you’ve ever heard. ya, that ugly.
well she says, ‘i know youve just lost everything. i am actually a witch and if you make love to me for 24 hours straight, i will grant you all the money you need and i will put a curse on your ex wife.’
the guys figures he has nothing to lose, and he would have killed himself anyways, so he takes the witch up on her offer. he makes love to her for an entire day straight. when he’s done, he rolls over, exhaused, and asks for a million bucks. the woman replies,
‘aren’t you a little old to be believing in witches??’
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adew2 said:
thats gross…but funny
July 16th, 2009 at 12:30 am -
long islander said:
That…would…suck…
July 16th, 2009 at 12:30 am -
Paul said:
lmfao. I heard a joke like this, but it was some guy blowing a leprechaun
I think it was a flash.July 16th, 2009 at 12:30 am -
Life fascinates me!!!!!! said:
Haha, great for a morning joke!
July 16th, 2009 at 12:30 am -
runs with kittens said:
that is so terrible!
hahahaaahaahhaahaJuly 16th, 2009 at 12:30 am -
anthony j said:
if there where a million cocks in the world how many would you choke on if none than your a pro
July 16th, 2009 at 12:30 am -
Conan said:
LMAO
always find this joke funny
no matter how many times i read it
like even this time
it was probablt the 150th time ive read it
yet i read it all
as you are doing with this
even though i have nothing more to say
yet you still continue to read
why are you reading this?
July 16th, 2009 at 12:30 am -
Sie werden verzögert said:
80… 1929 + 80 = 2009
July 16th, 2009 at 12:30 am -
zalltar1 said:
And they lived happily ever after
July 16th, 2009 at 12:30 am -
jaydee said:
pretty good…..pretty good…..
July 16th, 2009 at 12:30 am